chuckles the clown
July 8, 2025 at 7:59:49 PM
why is gorgeous the only thing you can be 'drop-dead'? i wanna be drop-dead silly. may my enemies be overwhelmed with the sheer force of my whimsy and goofy. where there are no enemies of mine left to kill, only i will remain, honking my clown nose and contemplating life on the edge of a cliff, eating a coconut cream pie, realizing that i am the only clown left. no one is there to smash that pie into my face. no one is there to get into the clown car with me. only i remain. the sole victor of a war of silliness and whimsy beyond proportion. it was a war without reason.
*honka honka*